damians personal blog

disclaimer: this was not my idea, I just copied!

1. If the keynote starts on time, TAKE 2 DRINKS
2. Steve Jobs appears in a suit, DRINK THE ENTIRE BOTTLE
3. Steve says "boom!", TAKE 1 DRINK
4. Steve says "wooo!", TAKE 1 DRINK
5. Steve clasps his hands in front of his mouth, TAKE 2 DRINKS
6. Phil Schiller appears via iChat, TAKE A SMALL SIP
7. Evertime Steve takes a drink of water, TAKE 1 DRINK
8. Danika Cleary appears, TAKE 4 DRINKS/LOOSEN BELT
9. Steve talks to Bono via iChat, ROLL YOUR EYES
10. Steve talks to Mike Tyson via iChat, ROLL A JOINT
11. If Steve loads the wrong keynote slide, TAKE 5 DRINKS
12. At every uncomfortable silence (no applause), TAKE A DRINK
13. Upon hearing "the best thing we've ever done", TAKE 3 DRINKS
14. Steve hits on Roz Ho, TAKE A DRINKS/ROLL BIGGER JOINT
15. Audience receives suprise gift, TAKE A GIANT SWIG
16. iPhone is announced, TAKE 2 SIPS
17. If tablet is announced, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT (SEE #8)
18. Steve assaults adience member with camera, CHUG!
19. Boring rep from MS, Intel or Adobe hogs stage, TAKE 2 DRINKS
20. John Mayer jams with Ted Nugent, SLIT WRIST, CALL 911
21. Steve neglects to thank Apple employees, DRINK 6-PACK
22. Steve announces iPod being discontinued, DRINK CASE

Thanx go to puerro! (who could have published this on his own blog by the way...)